Yesterday at the immigration control:
Do you speak English ?
Yes !
Name ?
Abdul al-Rhazib
Sex ?
Yes, three to five times a week !
No, no ... I mean - female or male ?
Yes, all, male, female, sometimes camel ...
HOLY COW !!!
Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general !
But this is hostile !!
Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style !!
Oh my dear !
No, no ! Deer run too fast ...
:ablach:
