[FONT=&] T[/FONT][FONT=&]hree Ladies in a Sauna [/FONT]
[FONT=&]THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.[/FONT]
[FONT=&]SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE[/FONT][FONT=&]BEEP STOPPED.[/FONT]
[FONT=&]THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. [/FONT][FONT=&]'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.[/FONT]
[FONT=&]A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. [/FONT][FONT=&]THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.[/FONT]
[FONT=&]WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. [/FONT][FONT=&]I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.' [/FONT]
[FONT=&]THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. [/FONT][FONT=&]NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.[/FONT]
[FONT=&]SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.[/FONT]
[FONT=&]THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.[/FONT]
[FONT=&]THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID ..... [/FONT][FONT=&]WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT ..... I'M GETTING A[/FONT]
[FONT=&]FAX!! [/FONT]
hab ihn schon mal auf Deutsch gehört. 